PHP Quebec/Performance Workshop
While driving back from Mont Sainte Anne, where Marcus spend two days skiing (more about that later), Damien from PHP Quèbec asked us to do a 3 hour workshop on PHP and Performance because another speaker was apperently not going to be in time. Slides for this presentation are as usual on the talks page , and Marcus has extra slides here .
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Hi,
Your slide http://talks.php.net/show/performance-workshop/11 is incorrect because of a caching bug in Squid you will probably be unaware of.
http://www.squid-cache.org/bugs/show_bug.cgi?id=7
Hence, an orgin server always has to return a fresh document 200 OK, never a 304 Not Modified.
Warwick Shaw
Life Line
Created 6 benches, a main entrance, and a bicycle_parking; Updated 2 main entrances
Created 4 trees, a balancebeam, and 3 other objects; Updated 5 benches and 2 waste_baskets
Merge branch 'xdebug_3_5'
Merged pull request #1092
Use actual PID here, as we use that to be able to connect
Created 2 main entrances; Updated a vacant shop, a furniture shop, and a cafe; Confirmed an estate_agent office, a laundry shop, and 4 other objects
Merged pull request #1091
PHP 8.6: Fixed test expectation for 'debugInfo' name in error
Add 'strace' to run-xdebug-tests.php command
Oystercatcher Parent and Chick
Standing on the edge of a lake in the Arundel Wetlands.
#birds #birdPhotography #Birdsoffediverse #Photography #Nature #Wildlife
Updated 2 main entrances
Fixed tagging and bollard location
I hiked 8.7km in 4h4m28s
Updated a restaurant
Updated a restaurant
Updated a restaurant
I walked 5.5km in 56m26s
Created an entrance
I walked 5.7km in 1h20m50s
Updated a fitness_centre; Confirmed a charging_station
I walked 4.0km in 47m13s
I walked 1.1km in 9m32s
Also, whatnow‽
`GET /icons/blank.gif HTTP/1.1" 200 398 "https://downloads.php.net/~windows/pecl/releases/?utm_source=chatgpt.com`
WTF does that need an `utm_source` for?
I sometimes wish cache expiries could be fuzzy, like 900±15 seconds. Y'know, to prevent the thundering herd effect.
Created a chemist shop


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