PHP 500
Two weeks ago, I was on a plane from Leeds, where I had given a "What's New in PHP 8.5" talk at the Leeds PHP user group, on the way to Amsterdam. Later that day, I would give a similar talk for the Rotterdam PHP user group, hosted by my friend Damien Seguy. My list of talks indicated that that would be my 500th talk I would ever give.
Damien and I have known each other for quite some time. When we met at the International PHP Conference in Munich earlier this year, we were reminiscing about this. I thought we had met at that same conference, but back in 2002.
Damien insisted that it was a year earlier, and he had a t-shirt to prove it. But then, if I would have been at that 2001 conference, I would likely have given at talk there too. But it wasn't in my list.
After digging around with the Wayback Machine, eventually I found evidence of this — the conference's website doesn't go back far enough either.
I could not really find the whole slide deck though — not even the Wayback machine had all PDF pages archived.
This did however mean that the talk that I was going to give in Rotterdam would be my 501st talk. I was reluctant to tell Damien, as he indicated that he would try to make a thing out of it.
So I did tell him, that no, my 500th talk was "last night in Leeds", and not tonight. Despite his grave disappointment, he still thought it be nice to at least mark the occasion — with a badly photocopied PHP $500 bank note.
It wasn't a fake image, as there are actually PHP $500 banknotes, as PHP is the Philippine Peso. He did promise to do better, and a week or so later, an envelope arrived with an actual PHP $500 note in it to celebrate. It's going to go up framed on my wall. For the first time I was actually paid in PHP!
Thanks Damien, and the PHP community to have listened to my 500^W 501 talks!
Life Line
Created 6 benches, a main entrance, and a bicycle_parking; Updated 2 main entrances
Created 4 trees, a balancebeam, and 3 other objects; Updated 5 benches and 2 waste_baskets
Merge branch 'xdebug_3_5'
Merged pull request #1092
Use actual PID here, as we use that to be able to connect
Created 2 main entrances; Updated a vacant shop, a furniture shop, and a cafe; Confirmed an estate_agent office, a laundry shop, and 4 other objects
Merged pull request #1091
PHP 8.6: Fixed test expectation for 'debugInfo' name in error
Add 'strace' to run-xdebug-tests.php command
Oystercatcher Parent and Chick
Standing on the edge of a lake in the Arundel Wetlands.
#birds #birdPhotography #Birdsoffediverse #Photography #Nature #Wildlife
Updated 2 main entrances
Fixed tagging and bollard location
I hiked 8.7km in 4h4m28s
Updated a restaurant
Updated a restaurant
Updated a restaurant
I walked 5.5km in 56m26s
Created an entrance
I walked 5.7km in 1h20m50s
Updated a fitness_centre; Confirmed a charging_station
I walked 4.0km in 47m13s
I walked 1.1km in 9m32s
Also, whatnow‽
`GET /icons/blank.gif HTTP/1.1" 200 398 "https://downloads.php.net/~windows/pecl/releases/?utm_source=chatgpt.com`
WTF does that need an `utm_source` for?
I sometimes wish cache expiries could be fuzzy, like 900±15 seconds. Y'know, to prevent the thundering herd effect.
Created a chemist shop


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