php|tek conference
From April 26th to 28th I will presenting at php|tek in Orlando. On this third "cruise" I will hold three sessions. In the first talk I will be talking about rapid application developing, using examples from the eZ components . On the second day I'm trying something new: "Derick's Ranting Hour". During this hour I will be listening to the ranting of users about all things they don't like in PHP. If there are not enough people complaining than I will give a shot at it myself :). On the third and last day I will be talking about PHP's improved date and time handling.
As this time the "cruise" is not in the Bahamas or in Cancún, you should have less problems convincing your boss to send you to this conference. Hope to see you there!
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Created 2 waste_baskets; Updated 2 bus_stops and 2 crossings
I hate this timeline.
For @fridaynightdinners I wanted to look up what the difference between Raviolo and Girasolo is.
DuckDuckGo's (non-ai variant) top three results are all AI generated content with AI generated author images, bio, and "flair".
I want stuff written by *humans*, not this AI slop BS.
Created 3 waste_baskets; Updated a waste_basket
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Northern Lapwing On The Move
This dapper bird is having a stroll looking for lunch. I like the iridescence in its wings.
#BirdPhotography #BirdsOfFediverse #Nature #Photography #London #BirdsOfMastodon
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Updated a bus_stop
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Updated a deli shop and a pet_grooming shop
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I got a new lens. It's a little bit larger, and loads heavier, than my older one.
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