PHP Quebec/Performance Workshop
While driving back from Mont Sainte Anne, where Marcus spend two days skiing (more about that later), Damien from PHP Quèbec asked us to do a 3 hour workshop on PHP and Performance because another speaker was apperently not going to be in time. Slides for this presentation are as usual on the talks page , and Marcus has extra slides here .
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Hi,
Your slide http://talks.php.net/show/performance-workshop/11 is incorrect because of a caching bug in Squid you will probably be unaware of.
http://www.squid-cache.org/bugs/show_bug.cgi?id=7
Hence, an orgin server always has to return a fresh document 200 OK, never a 304 Not Modified.
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