PHP Quebec/Performance Workshop
While driving back from Mont Sainte Anne, where Marcus spend two days skiing (more about that later), Damien from PHP Quèbec asked us to do a 3 hour workshop on PHP and Performance because another speaker was apperently not going to be in time. Slides for this presentation are as usual on the talks page , and Marcus has extra slides here .
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Hi,
Your slide http://talks.php.net/show/performance-workshop/11 is incorrect because of a caching bug in Squid you will probably be unaware of.
http://www.squid-cache.org/bugs/show_bug.cgi?id=7
Hence, an orgin server always has to return a fresh document 200 OK, never a 304 Not Modified.
Warwick Shaw
Life Line
Created an insect_hotel
Created an information
Created 15 benches and 6 waste_baskets; Deleted a life_ring and a waste_basket
Merge branch 'xdebug_3_5'
Merged pull request #1081
Added missing output in xdebug_info() wrt debug options
Fixed issue #2422: No limit on DBGP read buffer
Merge branch 'xdebug_3_5'
Merged pull request #1080
Add test case for issue #2421: Crash with wrong option letter in DBGP…
Fixed issue #2421: Crash with wrong option letter in DBGP and socket …
Add fuzzer and tests for xdebug_cmd_parse, used in control sockets an…
Refactor xdebug_stripcslashes into its own file
Switch to non-deprecated AFL compiler
Created 2 waste_baskets; Updated 2 bus_stops and 2 crossings
I hate this timeline.
For @fridaynightdinners I wanted to look up what the difference between Raviolo and Girasolo is.
DuckDuckGo's (non-ai variant) top three results are all AI generated content with AI generated author images, bio, and "flair".
I want stuff written by *humans*, not this AI slop BS.
Created 3 waste_baskets; Updated a waste_basket
Updated 6 crossings
Northern Lapwing On The Move
This dapper bird is having a stroll looking for lunch. I like the iridescence in its wings.
#BirdPhotography #BirdsOfFediverse #Nature #Photography #London #BirdsOfMastodon
Created a vending_machine
Updated a bus_stop
I hiked 5.4km in 2h35m46s
I walked 2.2km in 27m13s
I walked 1.6km in 32m29s



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